Bernie

Of all the outfits Bernadette Peters wears in 'The Jerk,' the one I would most like to wear is the strapless creme dress with the Isadora Duncan chiffon scarf and the glued-on boob-rhinestone, above. She wears it when they go out to dinner and there are snails on her plate. (My second choice would be the single-shouldered, ditsy-print, midriff-baring two-piece playsuit she wears while throwing knives.) Seriously, who costume-designed that shizz, give that lady (?) an award.

Bernadette Peters is kind of my role model for being petite et bloussant avec panache, n'est-ce pas? I think I'm going to start a series on this blog where I highlight tiny treats with bodacious natural racks like Bernie, who are prominent outside of the adult film industry.