Now

Right now I'm real interested in:

dainty golden rings

weird two-layer manicures


bullet boobs

Nick Offerman

these high-heeled bunny slippers


this darling made-to-order dress

and riding breeches, the big floppy-sided kind like on the Vintage Vixen.

Also, right now, really into deep Etsying, I go on epic spirit quests on Etsy and come out the other side with stuff like this:

A vintage charm bracelet with Expressionistic depictions of the sins forbidden by each of the Ten Commandments. It's only $15, maybe I need it? The Ninth Commandment, the one about bearing false witness, is missing, which is too bad, because I'd really like to see what a depiction of someone 'bearing false witness' would be like.